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I Like To Be Surprised
03:13
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At the movies
Eating popcorn
Sitting with all my friends
If you’ve seen this
Tell no secrets
I don’t want to know the end.
I like to be surprised
I like to be surprised
I like to be surprised
I like to be
Wrapping paper
Serves a purpose
It conceals what’s inside
On my birthday
Please don’t tell me
‘Cause I want to be surprised
I like to be surprised
I like to be surprised
I like to be surprised
I like to be
Oh no!
Don’t tell me.
I want to be surprised.
Oh no!
Don’t tell me.
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I'm Not Scared
02:22
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Marco Cannonball Polo
01:53
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Marco Cannonball Polo is my name
Swimming in your swimming pool is my game
I don’t get cold
So, I won’t be told to get out!
Marco Cannonball Polo, hey that’s me
Uninvited and in your pool, that’s me
The water’s fine
And it’s mine all mine
Get out!
Barefeet on the metal rungs of a ladder as I climb to dive
When I hit the bright blue water I feel alive
And splash your face
Marco Cannonball Polo is my name
Diving in the deep end
Floating on my back
I’ll be here all weekend
That’s a fact. I just won’t leave.
Barefeet on the metal rungs of the ladder as I plan my splash
I will hit the bright blue water with a crash
And get you wet
‘Cause I’m a jerk.
Marco Cannonball Polo is my name
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Rhonda Bubbles
02:32
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Rhonda Bubbles plans out her escape
All the food on the table is the wrong shape
Rhonda Bubbles has a problem
A problem that’s profound
She will only eat a food
If that food is round.
Rhonda Bubbles
Rhonda Bubbles blows and makes a wish
Glaring at the cake that’s on her dish
They will have a slice to spare
Because her birthday cake is square
Rhonda Bubbles
A banana makes her split
An apple pie is a good fit
Do not take her doughnut.
The circumference is the tasty bit
She gladly eats a pizza but
it’s thumbs down to a french fry
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Rowboat Robot
02:29
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We rebuilt a robot because we were exhausted
Found it in an old junk pile where someone else had tossed it
We carried the robot to the lake so we could show it
“See that boat floating there? It’s your job to row it.”
Is that a Robot Rabbit standing on the lake shore?
Rowboat Robot rows over to make sure
“Excuse me, Rabbit, can I be of service?”
“I need to cross the lake but swimming makes me nervous.
Row, row, Rowboat Robot, row. Row!
“Rowboat Robot, how do you do it?”
“The liquid could destroy you but you always get through it.”
Rowboat Robot explains to the otter,
“I cannot feel fear but I’m afraid of the water.”
Row, row, Rowboat Robot, row. Row!
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Snowstorm on Halloween
02:57
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Snowstorm on Halloween
How can we trick or treat if there’s a
Snowstorm on Halloween
How can we trick or treat, trick or treat, the trick’s on you and me
Unhappy Halloween
I can’t fit my costume over this jacket
I’ve never seen a monster in a winter jacket
Snow plows are rumbling past
I look out the window at them
The snow is piling up so fast
Pumpkins buried up to their stems
Snowstorm on Halloween
How can we trick or treat if there’s a
Snowstorm on Halloween
How can we trick or treat, trick or treat, the trick’s on you and me
Unhappy Halloween
Just when I’m wondering how much torture nature can bring
The power goes out, now the doorbells won’t even ring
Who am i kidding anyway
The bag would just keep on slipping
Out of my mittens
Aww who are we kidding
There’ll be no trick or treating
Snowstorm on Halloween
How can we trick or treat if there’s a
Snowstorm on Halloween
How can we trick or treat, trick or treat, the trick’s on you and me
Unhappy Halloween
Snowstorm on Halloween
Snowstorm on Halloween
Snowstorm on Halloween
Snowstorm on Halloween
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7. |
What An Animal'll Do
02:15
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A hog’ll likely ogle
If a dog’ll wear a goggle
It boggles the mind just what a frog’ll do.
A giraffe’ll split a raffle prize
The calf’ll be real baffled
Wise snapping turtle laughing says half’ll do.
A slug’ll always struggle
A pug’ll want to snuggle
It bugs me thinking what a bug’ll do
A cat’ll stare at cattle
A rat’ll shake a rattle
A bat’ll always battle over you
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Turkey Andersen Northampton, Massachusetts
As heard on Spare the Rock, Spoil The Child, Zooglobble, Saturday Morning Cereal Bowl, Sirius Kids Place Live, Funky Kids Radio and more: Turkey Andersen thinks everything deserves a song. The super and sublime. That's why he's tackled the big and small issues in such a delightful way. ... more
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