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Turkey Andersen 2

by Turkey Andersen

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At the movies Eating popcorn Sitting with all my friends If you’ve seen this Tell no secrets I don’t want to know the end. I like to be surprised I like to be surprised I like to be surprised I like to be Wrapping paper Serves a purpose It conceals what’s inside On my birthday Please don’t tell me ‘Cause I want to be surprised I like to be surprised I like to be surprised I like to be surprised I like to be Oh no! Don’t tell me. I want to be surprised. Oh no! Don’t tell me.
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Marco Cannonball Polo is my name Swimming in your swimming pool is my game I don’t get cold So, I won’t be told to get out! Marco Cannonball Polo, hey that’s me Uninvited and in your pool, that’s me The water’s fine And it’s mine all mine Get out! Barefeet on the metal rungs of a ladder as I climb to dive When I hit the bright blue water I feel alive And splash your face Marco Cannonball Polo is my name Diving in the deep end Floating on my back I’ll be here all weekend That’s a fact. I just won’t leave. Barefeet on the metal rungs of the ladder as I plan my splash I will hit the bright blue water with a crash And get you wet ‘Cause I’m a jerk. Marco Cannonball Polo is my name
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Rhonda Bubbles plans out her escape All the food on the table is the wrong shape Rhonda Bubbles has a problem A problem that’s profound She will only eat a food If that food is round. Rhonda Bubbles Rhonda Bubbles blows and makes a wish Glaring at the cake that’s on her dish They will have a slice to spare Because her birthday cake is square Rhonda Bubbles A banana makes her split An apple pie is a good fit Do not take her doughnut. The circumference is the tasty bit She gladly eats a pizza but it’s thumbs down to a french fry
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We rebuilt a robot because we were exhausted Found it in an old junk pile where someone else had tossed it We carried the robot to the lake so we could show it “See that boat floating there? It’s your job to row it.” Is that a Robot Rabbit standing on the lake shore? Rowboat Robot rows over to make sure “Excuse me, Rabbit, can I be of service?” “I need to cross the lake but swimming makes me nervous. Row, row, Rowboat Robot, row. Row! “Rowboat Robot, how do you do it?” “The liquid could destroy you but you always get through it.” Rowboat Robot explains to the otter, “I cannot feel fear but I’m afraid of the water.” Row, row, Rowboat Robot, row. Row!
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Snowstorm on Halloween How can we trick or treat if there’s a Snowstorm on Halloween How can we trick or treat, trick or treat, the trick’s on you and me Unhappy Halloween I can’t fit my costume over this jacket I’ve never seen a monster in a winter jacket Snow plows are rumbling past I look out the window at them The snow is piling up so fast Pumpkins buried up to their stems Snowstorm on Halloween How can we trick or treat if there’s a Snowstorm on Halloween How can we trick or treat, trick or treat, the trick’s on you and me Unhappy Halloween Just when I’m wondering how much torture nature can bring The power goes out, now the doorbells won’t even ring Who am i kidding anyway The bag would just keep on slipping Out of my mittens Aww who are we kidding There’ll be no trick or treating Snowstorm on Halloween How can we trick or treat if there’s a Snowstorm on Halloween How can we trick or treat, trick or treat, the trick’s on you and me Unhappy Halloween Snowstorm on Halloween Snowstorm on Halloween Snowstorm on Halloween Snowstorm on Halloween
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A hog’ll likely ogle If a dog’ll wear a goggle It boggles the mind just what a frog’ll do. A giraffe’ll split a raffle prize The calf’ll be real baffled Wise snapping turtle laughing says half’ll do. A slug’ll always struggle A pug’ll want to snuggle It bugs me thinking what a bug’ll do A cat’ll stare at cattle A rat’ll shake a rattle A bat’ll always battle over you

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Turkey is back and this time he means it.

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released February 19, 2016

Everything is played, sung, and recorded by Turkey.

Mastered by Dan Richardson.

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Turkey Andersen Northampton, Massachusetts

As heard on Spare the Rock, Spoil The Child, Zooglobble, Saturday Morning Cereal Bowl, Sirius Kids Place Live, Funky Kids Radio and more: Turkey Andersen thinks everything deserves a song. The super and sublime. That's why he's tackled the big and small issues in such a delightful way. ... more

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